I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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