remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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