He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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