One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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