I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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