wat bout pragnant strippers??
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
COCAINE IS GR8
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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