so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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