Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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