Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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