quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Randomize
