haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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