Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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