the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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