fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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