no, he came in my armpit
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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