Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Terrible idea I love it
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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