I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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