I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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