therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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