The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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