I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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