I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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