but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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