Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
