"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
This house was built for laser tag.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
