Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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