But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Never let your siblings swipe right.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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