But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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