I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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