My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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