David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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