I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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