Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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