did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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