Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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