what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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