Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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