it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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