i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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