I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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