So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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