jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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