just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I've blown a few things in my day
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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