hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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