i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
how does that bad decision feel?
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