This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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