ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick