Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.