just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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