it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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