We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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