in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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