they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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