do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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