Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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