She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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