All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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