Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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